Brian: A tsuchinoko is a Japanese cryptid that is a snake that is fatter in its middle than on its head or its tail. Pat (offscreen): I just don’t see why it’s sexy. Brian (exasperated): You don’t– Patrick, you gotta understand. It’s not about what you could first see, right? Pat (offscreen): I mean, but even after that, what do you see after that? Brian: It has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol! Patrick thinks it shouldn’t be this high on the list, but fuck Patrick.
